Got a toothbrush?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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