you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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