I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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