ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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