i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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