is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
