We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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