At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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