have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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