okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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