let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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