It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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