If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
home. puking in laundry basket.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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