I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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