question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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