that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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