ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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