If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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