these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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