I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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