okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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