i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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