Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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