I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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