Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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