I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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