I am in a vortex of obligation.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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