Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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