I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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