When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Randomize