A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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