they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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