3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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