Me. At least after what I've been through.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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