My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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