WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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