i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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