Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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