I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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