these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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