I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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