really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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