Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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