No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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