Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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