Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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