In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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