Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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