i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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