did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
