Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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