apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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