If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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