If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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