i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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